A quiet Sunday afternoon stroll over the bridge from Kew Gardens into Chiswick Green and Mason came across one of Gaynor's unwanted admirers, along with three of his mates cycling towards Brentford.
Two minutes later. Wallop. Splash.
"Well that's just fucking spiffing," Gaynor said, after watching Mason firstly take his bike off him and throw it in the river before throwing him off Kew Bridge.
"You just don't flipping think."
"Yeah I do," replied Mason. "I was going to throw him over first and then sink him with the bike."
Mason then has to deal with the police at his door.